Things You Can Tell Just By Looking at Him

It's nice to have everything I've ever assumed about Zach "voice of my generation" Braff - no, not that he's a no-talent poseur; you can tell that just by watching his movies - more or less confirmed.

And by "confirmed," I mean "confirmed by an anonymous source in an online gossip item." Obviously. But the circumstantial evidence keeps piling up.

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Egad! Whoda thunkit?

Posted by Anthony C | June 15, 2007 3:44 PM

Saw Zach Braff the other night outside of the Beatrice Inn talking to
a pretty girl." "Saw Zach Braff at anotheroom in Tribeca...he was sitting with a young lady who was glowing just to be with him." "Zach Braff having dinner at Pastis. He arrived with a pretty girl and they joined a group of friends." And of course, "Zach Braff hanging out with an attractive petite blonde babe at the end of the bar at La Esquina."

Tsk, tsk. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Posted by blah | June 15, 2007 8:16 PM

Sounds like a real douche.

Posted by Immoralist | June 16, 2007 1:59 AM

Look, I'm no fan of the guy, but really, what's the point of being famous if not to use that fame to get into the pants of attrative women?

What's that schlub supposed to do? Sit around his hotel room hoarding all his "fame points"? No, those things are meant to be used. You can't take em with you, as they say.

Look at that guy's face. He's had Mandy Moore for god's sake! Recognize that. Then look at his face again. This man should be your God.

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Posted by Tammy Miranda | December 18, 2007 10:31 PM